Toothbrushes are some of the most ordinary and probably predictable products out there. It’s something useful, sure, but it’s not exciting. It has a head, bristles, and a handle—yay! Sure, some do have awesome designs but they’re usually for kids, not adults who want a little spark of joy in their lives.
Since it seems a little too ordinary to be exotic, you’d think that you will never be surprised. Well, then, today is your lucky day. Here are some of the weirdest toothbrushes in the world. You will probably bust a lung laughing at some of these. Then again, some are quite clever—weird, but in a good way. Once you’ve seen them all, then you get to decide which one is the weirdest toothbrush that exists in our time.
Make sure you’re prepared to check these out! Evaluate each one and figure out which ones are genius and which ones are a definite question mark!
Finger toothbrush
Wait, what? What does that mean finger toothbrush? Well, it’s simple. This small but quite effective toothbrush exists in a higher plane. The bristles are attached to a thimble-like thingy, which you put on your index finger. It sounds like an excellent exercise for your fingers, sure, but it does have its uses. For instance, it’s an excellent addition to your travel toiletries. After all, you won’t need much space for it as it doesn’t have the traditional long handle.
Issa toothbrush
The Issa toothbrush is supposedly one of the most sleekly designed electric toothbrushes available in the world. You can choose the fuchsia, mint, pink, or black-colored one since it comes in those four different colors. It has an ergonomically designed handle and toothbrush head with thermoplastic bristles and silicone bristles. It has a longer brushing surface—around two inches—which could take some getting used to.
The silicone bristles are thick, but also soft and flexible, with medium-firm inner thermoplastic bristles. The brush head is angled slightly forward, which looks weird, but it does help target the back of your teeth and some hard-to-reach areas more effectively.
Issa’s hybrid brush head uses medical-grade, ultra-hygienic, and soft silicone for a gentle gum massage. It uses sturdier PBT polymer bristles to break down plaque. The base of the Issa toothbrush is clear plastic. It also has a feature that allows it to light up continually after the recommended two minutes of brushing time.
Sure, Issa could be the greatest electric toothbrush ever created. But you have to admit that it looks a little too much like something else.
Toe-tooth cleaner
This one isn’t a world-class variety of toothbrushes. Instead, it’s a very weird-looking regular toothbrush. Only, instead of stopping at having a head, bristles, and a handle, it went ahead and added some kind of nail pusher or cuticle remover below the handle. You have to admit, it makes for a very handy weapon, or a very efficient, slightly unsanitary toe-tooth cleaner!
Gun-brush
This one is definitely for kids with hyperviolent tendencies. Otherwise, what good would be a toothbrush head attached to the end of a toy gun? Not to mention the ramifications of children, or adults, putting a gun inside their mouths. I mean, that doesn’t seem like a stretch of the imagination, does it? Sure, it works like a regular toothbrush, but do you need it in your life? I’m afraid you’ll have to answer this question yourself.
Double-headed toothbrush
If it had three heads, this would be the Cerberus of toothbrushes. As it is, it only has two. It’s very Janus-y. In terms of efficiency, however, you would think that a two-faced toothbrush should work double, too. Unfortunately, the teeth-brushing routine doesn’t quite work that way. Unless of course, you’re the kind who shares everything with your partner to the point that you share a toothbrush, only you use one side and they use the other.
The aesthetic-handled toothbrush
This toothbrush looks strange but in a good kind of way. Do you know how toothbrush manufacturers advertise their toothbrushes as very grip-friendly? Well, this one is the best out of all other toothbrushes in terms of handles. It has this very modern yet classy handle that you can put through each of your four fingers to prevent it from slipping. It should be a tight grip, too! It prevents your toothbrush from slipping so you get to enjoy your toothbrushing experience fully.
Popstar toothbrush
If you think you need a ray of sunshine in your life and you believe you can find it in a toothbrush, try either one of these popstar toothbrushes. They’re weird, but if you’re a fan of either Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber, this one should be right up your alley. You probably didn’t think you’d see these in your lifetime. Well, now you have so you can rest easy. I mean, if neither Lady Gaga nor Justin Bieber has seen the inside of your mouths, you haven’t lived!
Human toothbrush
If Disney could make a movie out of this concept, they probably would. It’s strange and kind of insane. Imagine every one of the bristles in your toothbrush as human beings. Not for real, of course. But what if they looked like human figures? That way, whenever you brush your teeth, you can think of the human figures as your slaves, working hard to clean your mouth. I mean, who wouldn’t want mouth slaves right? Wow, that sounded a lot dirtier than I imagined!
Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush
This powered brush doesn’t look quite as appealing as the Issa brush, but it makes up for it in terms of usefulness. I mean, come on. Who wouldn’t want a toothbrush that doubles as a screwdriver/ weapon? If your kids refuse to brush their teeth, you could just open this power toothbrush up and brandish it about like a weapon to make them stick to the dental health care routine. Or, once you’re finished with it, you could just use it to dismantle your television. Very useful!
Both-ends toothbrush
This sounds like the better idea of the double-headed toothbrush, only instead of putting two heads together, back-to-back, they put a head-on both heads. This doesn’t mean you can use one end while your mother uses the other. It only means that you get to brush your teeth using the ones with the normal-looking bristles, and then use the other end to clean your tongue and other parts of your mouth. It sounds like it could be effective!